4. Pop-up Ads
Pop-up ads were invented so that people would bang their heads against the walls, cut their sleeves and bleed to death or go on a killing spree, slaying everyone in their neighborhood. These ads literally crawl into people’s minds and produce viruses that cannot be deleted. Have you ever seen someone clicking on a pop-up ad and getting any information out of it?
3. Anti Eating Mask
The first rule of dieting is to persuade your WILL. When that’s done, you move on to the next rule. So, while creating this mask, the inventor was obviously of the view that the person’s hands would be chopped off so the mask could stay on forever, even after the dieting plans had been implemented. That would be a plus point for people who have lost their arms in accidents and want to lose weight. This inventor has got everything under control here. He has the answer to each of your questions. WOW.
2. Shoe Umbrella
Shoe umbrellas were made for sensitive people whose feet had the annoying habit of getting wet during rainfall, due to which they would always be in a bad temper. Ironically, they never thought of buying a bigger umbrella, though. These mini umbrellas fit onto the tips of shoes, with small shades to shelter the feet because rainwater burns the skin, right?
1. USB Pet rock
This definitely wins the award for the worst invention ever. When “ThinkGeek”, the creators of this genius invention, —were asked about its purpose, they said, “NOTHING”. They are of the view that it is entertaining to keep a rock alongside your USB. You can make up clever stories to fool different people. In other words, it’s a complete waste of money.